defective reasoning

coleee-worlddd:

dutchster:

antoinettemalificus:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employees
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definitely
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do not
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get paid
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enough
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for
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this
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shit
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they are sick of your nonsense
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I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!! 

are you kidding me things like are a very welcome relief to an otherwise boring shift of doing repetitive work

dream job

(via missrenaaa)



hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

(via legendarypizza)


gwennovynne:

when u can’t figure out how to reblog something because of someone’s theme

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(via legendarypizza)


cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

(via jylers)




I definitely feel closer to the feminine side of the human being than I do the male - or the American idea of what a male is supposed to be. Just watch a beer commercial and you’ll see what I mean.
- Kurt Cobain (via intwo-the-wild)

(via justaboat)



im-super-im-natural:

Groomsman reacting to this newly married man’s ring. 
Best wedding photo ever.

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me