defective reasoning

vegangains:

Always reblog Elle Woods in her “fuck men I’m gonna get a law degree” phase.
I sit before flowers

hoping they will train me in the art 
of opening up.


I stand on mountain tops believing 
that avalanches will teach me to let go.


I know 
nothing,


but I am here to learn.
- Shane Koyczan (via veganlove)

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The honeymoon phase never has to end.
-

Jimmy Fallon (on marriage)

I always say this.

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(Source: camilledope, via that-girl-laur)


sexyseventhgrader:

it’s 2014 why do printers still sound like you’re sacrificing your first born child to the aztec gods

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chanel-smokes:

daisycreek:

memoirs-of-a-cat:

story of my life

Last night

most relatable line in television
boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

(via cltprep)



Angelina Jolie’s dress was an expression of her kids’ creativity: Luigi Massi, the master tailor at Atelier Versace, sewed dozens of designs from her children’s drawings into the dress and veil.

taxicar:

im like pre stress stressed like im stressed about the stress that i will b stressed about 4 school……………..education is magical 

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